don't follow the road-signs

Ask away!   A guy with a changing personality and swinging mood, finding himself way too funny way too often.
Jeremy's the name - Jay for short. I post shit or reblog things I've either laughed at or found amusing. Hello. Pleased to meet you. I'm very open and talkative and I don't bite if you're boring enough. Ha ha.

Have some broccoli on your dash.

(Source: buttwidow)

— 1 day ago with 44 notes

Wa-hey!

I’m ok and I am not ok! 

Thank you, doctor. That was… Err… Well, at least I’m glad to know what’s wrong with me instead of just wondering what’s wrong. And now I can do something to make things different.

Huzzah?

— 1 day ago

Can you get candy floss in some other flavour than just sugar and air?

— 1 day ago with 1 note

Ah no!

It’s 2am already…

Going to see the doctor with less than 5 hours of sleep again, am I?

— 1 day ago
#that's how i roll y'all  #you look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll 

Theme upgrade! Wa-hey.

— 1 day ago